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But what now? We just go back to what we were doing before the election. I know I get bored easily, but that makes it all a bit anti-climactic, don’t you think? Don’t get me wrong: Romney would make for an awful President, we all know that. I just want something fresh, you know? Like someone exactly the same as Obama but with a different name or something. Now there’s not much to look forward to. Next year’s January 20th will pass by just like any other. I guess I want to like politics, but it’s only ever really interesting for a few days every four years. That’s surely my fault, though.
Oh, and I promise I’m not racist. Well, not more so than everyone else is.
Maybe just because it brings me back to my childhood, but it’s surprisingly relaxing. Everyone go listen to Illmatic right now.
That’s a thing people like, right?
Plus, one thing I’ve noticed about comic strips is that no matter how absurd, how out there, how unfunny one may be, there will be an audience for it on the Internet. I guess that goes for most things, though, huh? People sure are weird.
And people on the Internet are fucking bizarre. But as long as they enjoy crude and unfunny illustrations, I’ll love ‘em for it.
It’ll be published on Monday. I’ll try to come up with other interesting things in the meantime.
I just wrote a long post about television. It’s likely that very few people will ever see it, but it felt good to write, which is strange for me. I’ll publish it whenever I come up with a half-decent title, so expect to see it in the next few days (hopefully)!
What do you think it was like the first time Kanye ate ice cream?
It was the Kanye best.
Don’t.
Come on guys, give this a Kanye Break
That one doesn’t even work!!!
Agreed. All this tying Kanye’s name into stuff is getting old. It needs a Kanye Rest.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HEARD THAT ONE TONIGHT? TOO MANY. THAT IS HOW MANY.
You’re right, this post needs a little Kanye Zest
I’m gonna punch myself in the face.
The only way this could be made better is if someone created KanyeQuest. I’m lookin’ at Vondell for that one.
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And by the worst in people, I mean their opinions.
Hello everyone.
I recently decided to take up Tumblr again, mostly because some friends are getting into it and I like feeling included. I won’t lie, though – sharing my personal space with strangers is what keeps me going, and what better way to go about that than Tumblr? Face-to-face, probably, but then you get an unfavorable reputation.
I’ve unfollowed a lot of people, deleted all previous posts, and cleaned up the place for visitors.
Hi.
That’s a thing people like, right?
Plus, one thing I’ve noticed about...
Why does a snack this delicious exist in a large quantity in my room? I’ll never get anything...
Shameless plug? Sure.
Actually, go check it out, people. It’s legit.